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Somewhere in the Wild West is the man known as Johnny Spray. Too much Faux News and CIA-NN has given him an expanded waistline, as big as the Texas Panhandle, , and a foggy view of the current and future destiny of humans and ants alike. Johnny’s Quest, which is to prove that the government of the United Zionists of Oilmerica is out for the good of the people is met with opposition by crazed Constitutionalists, Cynical Cyberpunks, Hapless Hippies, Bonehead Bohemians, Rotten Ravers, Crackpot “Chemmies”, and Swarthy Scientists. According to Johnny, there is no temperature increase at the poles, the ozone layer is thicker than a Head of Coors, Iraqis love America to invade their country, whales love to be harpooned, loosing your freedom for security is worth it, and Dumbya of Pretzel is the greatest president since Bill Clinton.

Johnny loves Alien (no, not Mexican), and military women. There’s nothing that gives him the hots more than a military training video with Jane Karpinski and Lydie England tying up Ay-rabs, whipping their dark bottoms pink, offering sausages to hungry German Shepards, and finally tying them up in Good Ol' Oilmerica Hemp Rope.

Johnny Spray is an American. He knows what it takes to make it right. Over confident and over weight, looks straight forward and knows, that what he does, he does it his way.

No need to question. Just follow the lead of those in higher power, from the word of the bible to the law of the those on their high horses in the Wipe House and of course believe their media minions.

No conspiracy nut is going to convince him that our great nation, would ever lie, cheat or steal from its people. There aren't chemtrails, because he was told by a pilot who spoke real goooooood!

Though not a pilot, he takes the word of pilots as gospel truth, that they would never be involved in Geo-Engineering. Is Johnny a naïve Cowboy that believes what is told to him or…is he paid by people to spread disinformation?

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